A Man Takes His Pet Lobsters Out For A Swim
August 25, 2015
A Game Warden is walking along a beach one morning when he spots a man with a bucket of lobsters. The Warden walks up to the man, flashes his badge and says, "You're in big trouble, buddy. Poaching lobsters is a serious offense."
The man answers, "You've got it all wrong, these lobsters are my pets! Every morning I take them out for some exercise. I let them swim around in the ocean for a few minutes and then whistle them back in."
The Warden looks at the man skeptically and says, "Okay then, prove it."
The man proceeds to throw the lobsters into the ocean and both he and the Warden stand there waiting. After a couple minutes the Warden looks at the man and says, "That's long enough, now whistle your lobsters back in." The man turns to the Warden and says "Lobsters? What lobsters?"
All Jokes Previous Joke Next Joke
Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz
You Won't Just Hear This 'Stand By Me' Cover—You'll Feel It in Your Soul
This High School Tradition Is Bringing Millions To Tears - The Teachers' Reactions Are Everything
This Magician's Mind-Bending Halloween Costume Has The Internet Stumped
Dad Builds Incredible 65-Foot Pirate Ship Playset For His Kids
Over 130,000 Men Described The Woman They Love. Here Are The 15 Most Heartfelt Responses
ER Physician Assistant Gets A Heartwarming Gift That Turns His Night Around
Drummer's Unexpected Cartoon Sound Effect Has Lead Singer 'Fighting For His Life' On Stage
She Dressed As Her Coworker And He Could Not Stop Laughing
Mom's Hilarious Parody Of Fitness Advice Is All Too Relatable
This Toddler's Grandpa Is A Triplet. Her Name For All Of Them Is Going Viral
Doorbell Camera Captures Heart-Stopping Moment Illinois Neighbor Saves Choking Child