Man Offers To Do Anything She Wants For $20
February 16, 2015
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.
Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring he leans over and whispers, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for $20. But only on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man's hand along with her address.
She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says, "Clean my house!"
All Jokes Previous Joke Next Joke
Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz
Couple Rescues Prairie Dog From Their Dog's Mouth, Then Decides To Adopt It
Ohio Man Makes Waves With His Fully Functioning Hot Dog Boat
These Are The Movie Scenes People Say Are Absolutely Flawless
Why Hope Is The Key To A Meaningful Life, Backed By New Research
Judge Waives Parking Fines So Dad Can Keep Supporting Son’s Space Dreams
Hungry Elephant Casually Walks Into Grocery Store For Snacks In Thailand
Woman Tries To Help Bird, Then This Happened... And We Can't Stop Laughing
Sassy Pig Throws Hilarious Tantrum, Slams Door And Gives Mom Silent Treatment
Concerned Momma Moose Wanders Into Alaska Firehouse
Artist Creates Mesmerizing Optical Illusion Using Just A Marker And A Spinning Wheel
UPS Driver Joins Teenagers On Graduation Slip ’N Slide